10 Totally Random Facts About Me

I know I have an 'About Me' section, and that area over there --> says a few things about me too, but did you know . . .?

1. In Kindergarten, I used to have a pair of old fashioned 3-D glasses. The lenses were red and reminded me of the little, red plastic things you'd find in a Cracker-Jack box to see answers to riddles that you couldn't see with the naked eye. Well, I one-upped that; I told my fellow kindergarten classmates that I could see their underwear with these special glasses and got myself in deep doo-doo. I ended up having to go the corner because I was harassing the boys and they didn't like it. #TheJokesOnMe
   
2. I hate eating anything with a bone. I like my meat clean. I'd probably be a vegetarian if I could afford it (and had the talent to whip up some fancy vegetarian meals). #CookingFailure
3. Growing up I wanted to have twin boys and a girl. I thought it would be so much fun having three children. Also, someone once told me you could predict how many children you will have by counting the lines on the side of your hand in a certain area. Well . . . I've got 4 lines.  I have three children. They're not twins and they're not in the 'right' order. Instead of boy> boy> girl, I've got boy> girl> boy. #PalmReaderIAmNot
4. I hate wearing dresses because I'm always afraid of being the one woman who accidentally tucks the back of the dress in my underwear and walks around without realizing it, thus exposing my rear. This is followed by the fear of having toilet paper stuck to my shoe - I will never leave a bathroom without checking. #DressFail
   
5. I want a pirate shirt. If you don't know what I'm talking about, then you were A) Born after the year 2000 or B)Had your head stuck in the sand, ala ostrich style. #SeinfeldEarnedHisBillons
6. I have a problem with Harrison Ford movies. If he's in it, I fall asleep. I don't know why, I just do. #CureForInsomnia
7. I just turned 30. I feel like I'm still a teenager (mentally, not physically). Getting older doesn't bother me - truthfully. While I told others I wanted to sulk in my bedroom all day because I was turning 30, I was kidding. The truth is, I am always tired and really just wanted to sleep. Physically I feel like an 80-year-old woman. #AgeAintNuthinButANumber
8. I hate money. If I were rich, I'd give it away. Money leads to nothing but trouble, it's been proven over and over. If I was to win a huge lump sum right now, with my luck, I'd probably kneel over and die. #CantEnjoyItWhenYourDead
9. I don't like coffee, but I like coffee. How does this make sense? I like the smell and I like the ice cream, but drinking it is a whole other story. It has to be extra light and extra sweet for me to drink it - and tolerate it. If it ain't sweet, I ain't drinking it. I worked at Honey Dew Donuts for a year as a teen and was amazed at how much people would spend for a cup of coffee they could make themselves using AutoCrat. #OopsTheJigIsUp
10. I want to audition for The Voice. I can't sing or dance (really well), but I just want to try out so that I can meet Blake Shelton. #HesHot

Well . . . this was a pretty hard exercise for me. My brain is panting and begging for a break. I'm sure I could've come up with 10 more totally random facts/thoughts, but I don't want my brain to shut itself off - I'd kind of go unconscious or something and that'd be pretty bad, I think. So I leave you with those thoughts above and hope you don't think any less of me . . . maybe got a chuckle or two considering I wasn't whole-heartedly giving you a bunch of serious 'About Me' facts. I mean, I mentioned the word 'underwear' up there twice! How serious can someone be when underwear is involved?